Thursday, October 1, 2009

Everybody needs to learn how to stop screwing, Robert.

To XXXX Management:

It has come to our regretful attention that, the renovation work carried out on 5th floor, has greatly affected our daily business operation, and hence damaging our volume & revenue since.

The drilling & pumping noise caused by the renovation work since last week have been unbearable and putting a lot of stress on all employees.

More importantly, it has clearly affected our business as we are a customer service based company.

Please take proper action as quickly as possible. We just want a peaceful environment to carry on with our job and hopefully this matter is resolved without the need of seeking legal advices.

Thank you for your time & consideration.

Krgrds,

Exxxx

Managing Director

---- -----Original Message----- From: xxx@mylynx.com.my [mailto:xxx@mylynx.com.my] Sent: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 8:12 AM

To: Exxxx

Subject: Re: Tower B

Importance: High

Dear Exxxx,

We have notified the contractor renovating at the other office to exercise noise mitigation measures during their course of work.

Please be advised that noise generated from certain works during renovation is unavoidable and contractors are usually advised to expedite the work to avoid prolonging any disturbances to others.

Thank you Regards Robert

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Dear Robert, Thats exactly what my dad has always taught me since a teenager, whenever you are doing a "job" and if there are friendly folks next door, always keep the noise low. If you can control your "tool", you can definitely learn how to control the voices coming out from your "wall".

Learn how to stop screwing, or drilling in this case. We may eventually find that stop screwing to complete a "job" is almost unavoidable and utterly impossible(many wisemen took a lifetime to learn), but there is always better timing aka after work schedule. You are right though, we should always expedite the work to avoid prolonging any disturbances to others.(you mean quickie?)

Work it. Make it. Do it. Makes Us. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. Thats how I will literally screw you, Robert.

Regards
Mr. Bear-No-More

Wednesday, September 9, 2009



Thursday, August 20, 2009

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Measure of "her" man.

Everybody judges everyone they meet. Its true. Although I try to judge a person I meet as liberal I can, I just realize that it is good for my soul not to.

A conversation too oftenly begins with "What do you do?". Why cant we just let an evening wear on and think of this person without knowing what he does, how sucessful he is, or what a failure. We are ranking people every minute of our life. Sucess is becoming the only way of life, the only form that a man with great vision should consider living.

You are unfit to be her "man" if your ultimate goal in life is to teach English in Kenya/Mongolia or devoting(awesomely) yourself in orphanage volunteer work. Anyway the Malaysian men (generally)seem to be more interested in marrying a "dream girlz" or balling in that BMW(acting classy) to attract even more "dream girlzz".

In the words of Joe, Malaysian Dream Girl- "If you're wondering why there aren't any babes in the show, it's because they don't have to participate in this bollocks media scam to make a living being beautiful."

Enough said.

You will be her "man" if you,

1. Send her a massive bouquet of flowers at work (ideally on a Monday, so she can flaunt it all week).

2. LV bag, this should be #1. Well try Ebay for a bargain, afterall you dont want your dad to cut off your monthly allowances.

3. Cook her a meal that involves more ingredients than pasta and pasta sauce. No this one doesnt count, not even if you wash the dishes afterward. Posh and "high-class" French restaurant, fancy that. Oh yes, make sure you borrow your dad's car, on time.

You wont be her "man" if you,

1. Write her love notes, or poems. (d0 yOu tHiNk $hE wiLL re@d meh?) They end up in trash anyway.

2. Ask her for a date and meet her at the LRT station. ( She won't be impressed by your knowledge of the train schedule and route to every major shopping mall in KL. )

3. Buy her teddy bears. ( Zomg she celebrated her 16th birthday 1o years ago, too bad her IQ point didnt quite grow as fast) 365 days - 0.5 point.

But when it is all said and done and you turn to dust , you will not remembered for being "her" man, but A man. Well you could be both(if she loves your notes and never whines at the train ride).

Every man dies. Not every man lives. Dont let a whore ruin your dreams.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Fun is tough. Tough is fun.

Sometimes the feeling of self-pity strikes on me, no I dont wallow in it. But I sit here through the day jobless, futureless and only dreaming my life could be better.

But a good life is what you need to work hard to archieve, the society doesnt reward those who just sit around feeling sorry about themselves. I was often asked why did't I go to college to get a "degree". Growing up I always thought that piece of "paper" will be my free pass to be on the big stage. Yes its true, unless I was accepted into Ivey League.

It is easy to feel defeated. It is not uncommon to be blue, depressed, down trodden, failure is not rare. Hurt and heart ache comes along with the territory of life, and learning to live takes a life time they say.

The young and wise will still be regarded as naive and inexperienced. thats how the society measure your wisdom. It is brutally ageist, its sexist and its dying. This is not love for each other. This is not a global community. Community means sharing a commonality. Unity is in community.

I'm shameless but Im still hopelessly hopeful, I walk on... in fear and faith. Its not enough to have nightmares in sleep.

Welcome to my world.


Random pic from Taipei- dont even know what it is called. :S

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Dreams dont pay off debts, they dont rent apartments, they dont lease cars. And thy never die.

You dream, you dream fearlessly
Daylight or moonlight, you're brimmed with idealism
You're a true beautiful thinker
They criticize, they plot against you
But who are they?
Only getting stronger, everyday
Until they stop judging
But this day will never come
Dont resign yourself to mediocracy
In real word
Dreams dont pay off debts
They dont rent apartments
They dont lease cars.
And thy never die.