Measure of "her" man.

Everybody judges everyone they meet. Its true. Although I try to judge a person I meet as liberal I can, I just realize that it is good for my soul not to.

A conversation too oftenly begins with "What do you do?". Why cant we just let an evening wear on and think of this person without knowing what he does, how sucessful he is, or what a failure. We are ranking people every minute of our life. Sucess is becoming the only way of life, the only form that a man with great vision should consider living.

You are unfit to be her "man" if your ultimate goal in life is to teach English in Kenya/Mongolia or devoting(awesomely) yourself in orphanage volunteer work. Anyway the Malaysian men (generally)seem to be more interested in marrying a "dream girlz" or balling in that BMW(acting classy) to attract even more "dream girlzz".

In the words of Joe, Malaysian Dream Girl- "If you're wondering why there aren't any babes in the show, it's because they don't have to participate in this bollocks media scam to make a living being beautiful."

Enough said.

You will be her "man" if you,

1. Send her a massive bouquet of flowers at work (ideally on a Monday, so she can flaunt it all week).

2. LV bag, this should be #1. Well try Ebay for a bargain, afterall you dont want your dad to cut off your monthly allowances.

3. Cook her a meal that involves more ingredients than pasta and pasta sauce. No this one doesnt count, not even if you wash the dishes afterward. Posh and "high-class" French restaurant, fancy that. Oh yes, make sure you borrow your dad's car, on time.

You wont be her "man" if you,

1. Write her love notes, or poems. (d0 yOu tHiNk $hE wiLL re@d meh?) They end up in trash anyway.

2. Ask her for a date and meet her at the LRT station. ( She won't be impressed by your knowledge of the train schedule and route to every major shopping mall in KL. )

3. Buy her teddy bears. ( Zomg she celebrated her 16th birthday 1o years ago, too bad her IQ point didnt quite grow as fast) 365 days - 0.5 point.

But when it is all said and done and you turn to dust , you will not remembered for being "her" man, but A man. Well you could be both(if she loves your notes and never whines at the train ride).

Every man dies. Not every man lives. Dont let a whore ruin your dreams.